Shall I just whip out the measuring tape?

I love it when I get conversations with men in chat rooms. Besides the obvious questions: Are you horny? Do you have a web cam? Would you like to view mine? Do you have a preference in size? What was the longest penis you have had or seen?

My response to the last one is, heck if I know how many inches it is? Shall I wait until he gets nice and hard and bring out a ruler or tape measure? Wait babe before you stick it inside me, I want to measure it and oh I need to write it down too. "LOL"
Sorry if I 'm being a smartass.

Boy, that would kill the moment of passion.