Rules

Tigg and I had a conversation regarding some rules. Things we need to be careful about.

- No cologne or perfume.
- No scratching or biting on any part of the body.
- No lipstick.
- Make sure to remove jewelry, sharp objects can scratch the private areas.
- Make sure you have a "mini vac" or some tape to get rid of any evidence of "shedded hair."

All the rules are to be drawn up in a contract. Both parties review the document, make any changes. Sign it and then get it notarized. And we are good to go....

Of course we were kidding about it. But I'm sure something like this has been thought of or probably exist.