Company greeter

Rosie was acting awfully peppy. We were walking to the elevators to attend a meeting on another floor. She slapped my ass so hard you could hear it through out the floor. Her mood was up and she was saying these snide remarks. She kept saying hello to everyone that we saw. I turned to her and said "you said be like those Walmart greeters." In an excited voice she's like "I could be the company greeter!" Okaaaay...what have you been smoking?

Gaby tells me that the only explanation for this is that "she got laid." We both said it at the same time. LOL