Furniture shopping with friends

I had dinner with Rosie and Wendy. Rosie needed a couch. She and Wendy went to this ritzy and pricey furniture place the other day. The women that worked there were snobby and weren't friendly or helpful.

After dinner, I get dragged into the place. They wanted to show me the couch that Rosie was interested in getting. This time the sale people were nice and friendly. The couch that Rosie liked, someone else was checking it out. We started looking at the others.



First thing that cums to Wendy's mind as we are browsing, how many sex positions can be done on the different styles in the showroom? Rosie wasn't any help, she demonstrated the different positions. Every time I laughed I was in pain because of my back spasm.

I'm like wait.. when I shop for a couch, I look at the size, style/color and if it's comfortable. I looked at both of them and said "you two are thinking of all the sex you can do on them." Both had huge grins on their faces.