Instant message reads: He's got a cute ass

I'm sitting at my desk vigorously working on a document. Up pops this message. It's from Gaby. Now mind you, she sits in front of me. She could have told me in person but because it's an office romp and well he's married and she is having sex, I mean seeing someone else at work, it has to be on the down low.

My reaction first was, what the hell? Then I smiled alittle and typed "ew, do I need to know this?" She types back "tmi???" I type "Now if I am standing in back of him, sitting opposite from him at a meeting, he comes by my desk to borrow something. I am going to have a visual and mostly like can't look him in the eyes without having some expression which he will know I know something. Why the heck do you have to tell me this? We both started laughing. They must of had sex in one of the offices. That lucky hussie!

So I had to ask a few things now that she brought the subject of his ass. Is it just cute or firm? She said it's so cute and she likes seeing it. It's not firm where you can bounce a quarter off it. I had an ex boyfriend whose ass was nice and firm. Hubba hubba. My other question was "boxer or briefs?? She said he wears boxer briefs. Saaaa-weet!