Meet all kinds on instant messenger

Here's my experience when I am on messenger. Most of the time the messages I get are from those who are not on my buddy list. Men who browse the directory or they have seen my yahoo 360 page.

Their greetings:
- So you have a nice picture of your breasts what else you got? Answer: "I have an ignore button, buh bye!"
- "Can I eat your pussy?" "Do you like big cocks?" "Are you wet?" Answer: You can have my friend's cat. I really don't like roosters. No it's not raining.
- Are you horny? Answer: "Well hello to you too."
- They type "Hi" and I respond back hello. 5, 10, 20 minutes go by. I close the box and 2 hours later, they say Hi again. Again I say Hi back and wait, wait. Solution: IGNORE

Conversations:
- This annoys me. When a guy keeps typing "lol". Once or twice is okay. But every sentence? Are we in high school? Is everything I type funny?
- Trying to get me aroused or wet. Saying sexual things or innuendos. It's got to come naturally but some of these men try too hard and it bores me. At times I play along and just fake it.