Why am I at work?

There are hardly no people in the office building. The streets are so quiet. And yet I am at work? My co worker needed batteries, for her CAMERA! Hahahaha So we go down to the reception area. Our friendly gay secretary wonders why my co worker needs batteries. Vibrator ran out of juice huh? He eyes her suspiciously. Of course she chimes in and says yes.

Then he says "you should get one of those solar vibrators". At the same time she and I say "they make those???" Well, they should make such a thing. Ok, so say you are about to come and suddenly the sun goes down and it gets dark. Well..the vibrator won't be in good use will it?

It's amazing how the people I work with are so open with talking about SEX.