Square Pegs and Holes

Are you around?
"No..I am a square"
You are such a dork
"Now I am thinking square pegs and holes"
I have a hole
"Need filling?"
Yes, I need to fill it. You have something for it?
"Indeed! Want it?"
Yes..Yes. Will it fit? It may be snug and tight. You may have to wiggle it a bit to get it in.
"Sounds like a lot of work"
Yes but it's worth it isn't it?
"I'm thinking about it and starting to swell. Where is the hole that needs filling?"
You need to explore and find it yourself. I'll blindfold you.
"Swelling again.."
Not good. You need ice. I'll put it in my mouth. You can put it in. THAT is another hole
"WOW..I am going to need a shower"
You poor swelled up thing! Can't release? Shall I take a pin and pop it?
"NO PINS! But you can poke it"
I'd rather rub it..stroke and massage it
"Certainly will bring things to a climax.."