Well endowed
And doesn't know how to use it. Past few days, I've been talking to my female friends regarding the size of a man's penis. Guess it's because of Cheri's post on KING DONG that the visual has clouded my mind. OUCH! And OMG!
Okay back to my conversation with my friends. There is a guy that myself and the others know of. One of my friends has had sexual contact with him. She showed us how long and how round he was. This guy had the equipment and she raved about its size and thickness but he is LOST when it comes to fucking.
All he did was BANG BANG BANG! No swiveling hips in circular motion. Just back and forth motion and QUICK FAST AND HARD!! We are like Holy crap! She, my friend who was the bang-ee, couldn't take it. But she said lucky her, he came quick so she was relieved. We were making these funny comments. The bang-ee, said it was like a log sliding in a hole, straight in and out. He did not do anything else??
And she says that he's been caught jerking off in the bathroom and others meaning men caught him. Then she goes and says that instead of his cock sticking out, it's straight up against his body, since he has been stroking it that way. So its used to that position.
We are like "why not show or teach him?" She said you can't teach the poor boy, he just does not get it and does not do well in guidance and shakes her head down in shame.
Oh my god! I have not laughed so hard in such a long time.
2 Comments:
Yeah I dated a guy like that - he didn't care for oral, he had a big dick, and he just jackhammered the hell out of me for 20-30 minutes before screaming "OH GOD OH GOD" in his muppet-like voice. That was it. One trick in his bag.
When I broke up with him, he cried and masturbated at the same time.
Beautiful - What is it with well endowed me or any man? They can't get enough of "spanking the monkey" LOL
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