Focus on ME!!!

I'm talking with someone. Down the hall I see Don, he works in my department. He sees me, smiles and waves. At the corner of my eye, I see him and I'm not acknowledging it.

He takes his other hand to hold his waving arm up because he is getting tired. Or he is being silly. Finally, he has this frustrated look on his face and puts his hands on his hips and looks at me. Mouthing the words "hello?"

I tell my friend to wait a moment. I move to the side so he can see me. And I softly say down to him "Hi Don!" and wave.

He walks up to me and says "woman, I've been waving like crazy. If I wave to you, you must stop everything and put all your attention to ME!."

I start bowing and say "oh, excuse me Master." He starts laughing and says, yea that is much better.

I shove him and say "now get your ass back to work." My friend looks at Don and says "now who's the master?"