If a penis could talk

Here are some things, I think it might say:

1. Let me out!

2. Give Her to Me!

3. Choo choo, train wants to go in the tunnel of lust!

4. In the mood for a sausage?

5. I am a little penis, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my shaft.

6. Okay boys “sperms” it’s time to go swimming!