Should have learned

It's not easy eating peanut butter. Darn thing gets stuck on the roof of your mouth and the tongue works overtime.

I feel like that dog in the milk commercial licking off the spoon of peanut butter. LOL

My phone rings and I'm like, "let it ring, they can just leave a message in my voicemail."

Next time I order a bagel with peanut butter, easy on the peanut butter. Ok, now I am thirsty.