Ackward moment

Or me just being paranoid. I had to buy some condoms. Normally I never buy them. The guy usually gets it or I had a male friend get it for me. Tigg and I only have one left.

It was early in the morning and I had to pick up some things, so I decided to buy the condoms as well. I go to the aisle where they are and looked around to see if anyone was looking hoping not to run into someone I knew. Lucky me the coast was clear. I glanced back and forth to see which one I wanted and took the one that was in the middle. Well the front two boxes flung out, one hitting me right in the face and it fell on the ground with the other one. I picked them up and put them back. I walk away and glanced at the box, damn this was the wrong one. I went back and returned it. Found the one I really wanted and walked to the register.

I found a line that had only one customer so I was like "cool, this should be easy." Nope! The customer was complaining about receiving the wrong change. I'm looking behind me hoping that no one comes to my line. As I am waiting I am thinking to myself "what if they need to do a price check on the condoms? They would announce it on the intercom for everyone to hear. I cringed at the thought. Finally it was my turn. The cashier started scanning my items and she grabbed the box of condoms and scanned it. Beep! Sigh of relief it worked. Alls well right? Nope.

As I walk out the door I'm thinking...what if the alarm beeps, then they would have to check my bag. It didn't.