Open "with caution"

Last Friday, JC sends me an e-mail with the subject line "open with caution." I sit there thinking “another nude pic?”
Will this guy every stop? Talk about being open here. He types “this is what I want to do to you when we decide to get intimate.” I scroll down to the link and it’s a video. I decided to watch it when I got home, just before my husband gets home. I opened it and it’s a guy doing anal sex and the camera is up close and personal. Damn! He wants to do this to me first time we have sex? He sends me an email the next morning “well did you see the video and what did you think?” I wrote back “ouch!” He then writes back to me “sorry that was the wrong video, I meant to send you the one where the couple is doing doggie.” Now that is more like it!!!