I'm a cool chick

Computer Geek and I still keep in touch mostly by instant messaging. The conversation has been getting interesting. He hints that his wife will be away for two weeks and wishes he had a date or booty call. I then ask “what are you trying to say?” He says that I’m a cool person and that I would be a lot of fun. He calls me a cool chick. What I am this yellow furry thing that goes chirp chirp? Hahahaha.

He asked if I wanted to hook up. This threw me for a loop and caught me off guard. He wonders why and I said I didn’t think you were interested in me in that way. He then admits that I am not his type. Meaning that he prefers women shorter and smaller than me, yet he wouldn’t mind having sex with me. Yea right..NO!

So I tell him he isn’t my type either and he said he figured that. He knows that women don’t find him attractive as in the looks department. I like his personality. He just needs to work on a few things. Our conversations consist of him finding someone. He has only slept with one woman, his wife and so he doesn’t have that much experience in the love making department compared to me. I ask questions, like favorite position, what do you like to do and etc. As this is being done he reveals something to me. That he won’t be standing up anytime soon. Yes, he was hard. It baffles me that I can do this to a man. Again, I don’t mean to. He says he is not lying and thank goodness he is shirt is not tucked in. He says that I am probably a wild cat and that I really can get into it in bed. And he adds you are probably loud too huh? First off, I am not a screamer. As for the others, I have no idea. He would have to ask my past lovers.