Can't they just wait until I am settled in?

I get back from my rendezvous with Mr OC and I signed on in messenger. Darling One is like "well how did it go, what happened, are you okay?" Opus is like "did you do it, did you two have sex?" Mr Painter was the funniest "hello?? I am waiting in suspense how it went and it sure took you long to respond to me??? All three wanted details.

They are so adorable and are very special to me. Real great guys and good friends. I'm happy to have met them.