Topics of the day "sex" and "man's genitals"

Wendy, Rosie and I went on a Starbuck's run. Wendy wanted a "C"aramel, "A"pple, "C"ider. In short CAC. She told me to tell Rosie what she wanted but she said it, it came out as "cock." Rosie heard this and she is wtf? I started laughing and told Rosie I questioned it too. Finally we realized it was a caramel apple cider.

It didn't stop there. We were having lunch. And we started talking about the cupcakes that we saw at the counter in Starbucks. The vanilla one caught Wendy's eye and the chocolate caught mine. Suddenly she starts saying "I know what I want drizzled in chocolate and would like to just lick it off, first one ball and then the other." Rosie and I had this odd look.

Yes, Wendy is in heat. She's 5 months pregnant, single and the father of her baby is not in the picture. Craving sex. Getting aroused by the thought of a man's cock or balls. She continues on and says that the balls have to be smooth and shaved. Rosie is like "you prefer men with hairy balls." Wendy replies back "yea but in a situation like this, he has to be clean shaven or it will get all sticky and messy." There were these two guys behind listening to what we were talking about.

I couldn't stop laughing and smiling. Then Wendy notices that this guy kept glancing at me and let's me know. I got all flushed and started blushing.