Kiss my @ss

The laptop sits on the bed
She walks away in the nude for a moment
As she returns this appears on messenger. It reads:
I want to kiss that ass so bad
Excuse me??
You heard me. You put that picture out there and that's my response
I want to undress you
I want your ass in my face
Sniffing your sweet scent
I want you badly
Bend you over, thrust deep and hard inside you
Caressing you ass, feeling its softness
Giving a quick smack
How is a naked woman suppose to answer to that?