Squeak squeak..

Need to lubricate my two hole puncher. I'm at my desk punching away. My cubicle neighbor is cracking up. You know what that sounds like she says? Bed springs when someone is having sex. Then I proceeded to make moaning sounds "oh oh yes baby right there, oh ooooo fuck me yes". We both started giggling. Of course I said loud enough for just her and I to hear. Nice way to start a Monday morning huh?