Wednesday, August 09, 2006

If we were to be judged when it comes to sex

Like in figure skating. Where they score you on "Presentation" and "technical" aspects.

For men:
Presentation; We look for "grooming" shave or not, body hair, nice abs, tight butt, the length or thickness of the cock *kudos if they have both, type of underwear, any piercings or tattoos.

Technicality: Giving oral, doing doggie style, missionary, anal, kissing, touching, foreplay and touch. Being able to complete all positions with skill and no flaws.

Penalties: Points deducted for cumming to soon.



For the women:
Presentation: Grooming "shave, trimmed, all natural" pussy, her scent, type of underwear, nice breast, cute butt, body piercing or tattoos.


Technicality: Giving oral, riding, kissing, touching, getting wet, masturbating and the use of her legs.

Penalties: Points deducted for faking an orgasm.

Perfect score??? Full blown orgasm, heavy breathing, sweat and pespiration and another round of fuktabulous sex!

Pleasant dreams everyone...

1 Comments:

At 10:44 PM, Blogger DeepItalianEyes said...

Well I like your version of judging, but I wont leave until she is trembling with pleasure!!!! Thats how I judge myself anyway.

 

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