Thoughts for a Valentine gift

A friend asked "what shall she get or give her boyfriend?" She thought, maybe she will just be naked and wear a post-it with a heart drawn on it on her crotch.

I suggested...one small post-it on each nipple that reads "lick me". Then on her crotch it reads "eat me." LOL

She looks at me a bit shocked and says "You come across as miss pure and innocent. I didn't know you had that side of you." Great suggestion, honey.