Let the rain wash away the tears

This happened a couple of days ago and now I'm writing about it...

Hubby sort of upset me and Tigg freaks out. He can't call me because he doesn't have my number. On messenger I told him I wanted to cry. And he got all worried and scared. Kept telling me to call him, so he can talk to me. There were too many people around me, so I couldn't.

He gave me advice and that he is there to listen. Of course I knew he just wanted to hold me at that moment.

I decided to take a walk in the rain and let the tears get washed away. I'm feeling much better now. Things worked out with hubby.

Why Women Are Crabby?

Why Women Are Crabby

We started to "bud" into our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find out that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time, which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils, leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are!), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.Our once flat bellies looked like we had swallowed a watermelon whole and we peed our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stopscreaming, Mrs.HEAR ME ROAR." Calm down and push. Just one more goodpush (more like 10), warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the OB and hubby square in the face for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10 lb bowling ball through a keyhole.

After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.Then . . . come their teen years. Need I say more?

When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's while hubby had his some where around his 18th birthday and is now all but null and void.

So we progress into the grand finale: "Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now wait a minute here's the grand grand finale, my batteries are dead, I wear a sports bra (who's kidding, they still sag), and I can't remember any of the above.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men when men get off so easy INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks .

So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi atad crabby.Women are the "weaker sex?" Yeah right! Bite me.

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho.

His thoughts of me

Ever since our first meeting, Tigg has me on his mind. And he revealed later that he was a bit hard as well. He would get hard when we instant messaged about sex, with his former lovers and me with mine. Then he would tell me what he would do to me. I start blushing and feel flush when he does this. Yes, I am very embarrassed.

Hearing my voice even makes him hard. Damn this guy is horny!

He longs to give me a strong hug and hold me in his arms. Sharing a kiss or two.

The weekend before we met, he masturbated thinking of me. Now that he has seen me in person, his fantasies are getting very erotic.

Last Saturday he wanted to see me so badly. His wife wasn't home and he was getting horny. He told me that he was so desperate that he was going to check out Rosie at her second job. I was surprised to hear this, but he didn't go. And I told him that she wasn't working that day. He laughed and said "well it would have been a waste of time then if I did actually drive there."

But it's YOU that want. Again, more blushing.

The image of the poster of Uncle Sam with the words below reading "I Want You" came to mind. And now when Tigg says those words, I tell him "ok Uncle Sam." LOL

Finally met him in person

I was a bundle of nerves and so was Tigg, but it was nice to see each other in person. We went for a walk and then sat down. A nice conversation was exchanged. Our meeting was just a meet and greet. It was suppose to be about 15 minutes and actually it was an hour.

At one point he rubbed his hand on my back and gave me a quick hug. Then he sat back. Suddenly I look at the time and I have to get back to the office. I walked him over to his car. We hugged but he gave me a one arm hug, which I thought was weird.

No, we didn't kiss. Although when we were on instant messenger, he said he wanted to give me a kiss but didn't think it would be appropiate at the time and I didn't give any indication for him to do so. He revealed other things and what he thought of me.

More on this later. "yawn" I am tired. Night everyone!

Kisses and Hugs

I just remembered something cute and well of course silly. Here's the story:

This happened 9 years ago and I was working for a different employer. I had a co-worker, Dan and he was fresh out of college. He left the company before I did.
Anyways, back to my story.

Dan: Walks over to the candy dish. Takes some hershey kisses. Looks over to me and says "I want a hug."

Me: I knew he meant the candy but the silliness came out of me. I had a bag of them and grabbed some.

Me: Oh alright, I walked towards him and extended my arms out.

Dan: He had a surprised look and smiles. Awww "I'll take those any time". He gives me this long hug and says "you are a sweetie."

I handed him the "hugs".

Office flirt

There is a co-worker, Wendy. She preys on any new male employees, in our department. Sleeps with them likes it's some sort of initation. Which it is to her. She hasn't slept with all of the guys. A few of them escaped her web of enticement.

She complains that men are big babies and that she can never find "Mister Right."


She feels threatened by Gaby. Wendy keeps talking about who she slept with. She found out that Gaby slept with a co-worker but she won't say who it is. If the other guys start talking to her or get real chummy, Wendy gives her dirty looks and a bad attitude. They are friends. I feel like I am in high school. "lol"

So this week, new meat....I mean a new guy will be starting. "sigh" Poor fella. Maybe I should save him??

Guess who is back home?

Hubby is!!!!! I was cooking dinner and the phone rings. It's DH and he was on his way home. He has since arrived and is a bit jet lagged. Gave him a big hug and long long kiss when he came through the door. I myself haven't gotten much sleep since he has been away.

I mentioned that I like getting into a cold bed and having it all too myself. But the nights have been restless for me. Besides a pillow, I am so happy to cuddle with him.

Does her happy dance in the chair. LOL

GO!

Conclusion to: previous posts "ready and steady".


She looks at her watch. "Damn". Checks her makeup and hair. Grabs her jacket and phone. Gets to where she is getting to. He's not here yet. She calls a friend up, to pass the time. A car goes by and it's him.

No, there were no bodyguards..S.W.A.T. or helicopters scoping the area. Been watching too many of the those action movies. "sigh"

She continues to talk to her friend until she sees him walk up to her. Makes eye contact and waves. She says good bye to her friend and walks over.

She smiles.. and says "nice to finally meet you, Tigg."

Wife's Car

MAKE SURE YOU READ THE STORY BEFORE YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE *Ooops, picture is shown first. Just read below. =0)

So,...Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.
You're okay with it because you get to watch sports all night.
You hear her stumble into bed around 4am. You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo she drove last night.
You are happy to see it all in one piece.

But......... Wait a minute ..........

Restless night sleep

I went to bed at 11 last night. Finally fell asleep at midnight. Woke up around 4ish and then went back to sleep. Got up at 5, laid in bed for a few minutes and stared at the ceiling. Finally got up and went on the computer. Played a game and it was time to shower and get ready for work. I am leaving work early so I have to come in early.

I didn't sleep well. Tossed and turned. Not sure why? First, hubby wasn't there and second, something or SOMEONE was on my mind. Hmmmm

Enclosed is a picture of a couple cuddling. Lewis and I instant messaged before I left for work and the subject of cuddling was brought up. So my darling, that is for you!

Proverbs for the chinese new year

Silly stuff but funny.

I can just picture these sayings in fortune cookies.

CHINESE PROVERBS

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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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"Dirty Laundry"

This is now playing and I'm listening very carefully to the lyrics. "sigh" I am in one of my silly moods..again.

My new friends

Every since this blog, I have met some really great people. So far, there are two men who I consider my "advisors." LOL Ok, they know who they are and are probably laughing at this.

Patrick is a sweetie. He gives me advise on the thought of having an affair. The effects that it can do to a person. Telling me to be careful. And he surprised me with a fantasy that got me excited and wet. It was his version to my "Flirtatious Interlude". I'll read it more than once and it always makes me smile. Thank you babe, for that.

Lewis makes me laugh and a sweetheart as well. Besides instant messaging Tigg, I exchange conversations with him. We are sort of alike when it comes to our sense of humor. But all humor aside, we do have conversations of serious things. Like marriage, lack of sex and etc. Thank you darling, for your advise and friendship.

STEADY...go

Too much stuff on the plate today. Morning is calm but wait! It will pick-up and the unexpected can happen.

She checks her email. Her mood is calmed. She should be nervous, but to her surprise, she isn't. Weather is nice although rain is expected tomorrow. Well those stack of documents aren't just going to walk up and go away. "sigh" She better get to it. Maybe the day will go by. Need to keep busy.

A few more hours until lunch time and....

conclusion will follow..

READY..steady...go

Alarm goes off! She slept well and got up to get dressed. It was still dark outside and cold. Her body will warm up soon. She did her normal exercise routine. Taking deep breathes, in and out. Toning everyone out with her mp3 player. Workout is done, it's time to head on home.

She showers and eats breakfast. Fixes her hair. Hmmmm good hair day! Puts on her makeup, just the basic eyeliner, mascara, lipstick and gloss.

Checks herself in the mirror. Perfecto! Off to work she goes.

This isn't going to be an ordinary day.

to be continued......

Moment to myself

Peace and quiet. Most beautiful sound to my ears. Hubby is away and this lady has the place all to herself. Standing out on the deck. Looking over the courtyard. There is a slight chill in the air. And down below a stray cat is meowing up at me. Cat sees a dog and runs.

I savor moments like this.

People might not understand the concept that I like watching movies in the theatre and go shopping alone. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind company. It's just that I deal with people at work. So, I need some "me" time.

Sits down. Sips her glass of wine, lets out a sigh and smiles.

Seems a bit weird

There are regulars that stand in the bus stop with me. We pretty much stand and sit at the same spot. My spot is under the structure.

Well there is this guy who gets off the same stop as me and works in the restaurant next to my building. He usually stands next to the bench outside of the structure. Lately he has been standing under the structure. One time he looked at me and kept turning around, as if to show his butt. I didn't let it phase me. Then he stood very close to me and started getting closer. The bus was coming to I stepped forward. Lately he's been talking to some other guys who were waiting as well.

The other guys aren't any better. They start glancing at me. I shake it off and just don't give any eye contact or attention. If you smile and say hi to me, as a courtesy and to be polite, I will smile and say hi back to you. But don't sneak up on me or leer at me in a creepy way. "shivers"

Just thinking here..

So I sit here thinking...What am I going to do with Tigg? Well I know what he wants me to DO to him, but that isn't what I meant.

His feelings are getting a bit deep. Not like love or anything, more like lust. He let me in on something that sort of bothered me. I keep telling him to not put all his efforts and hopes on me. I can't make him any promises but I can be a friend.

I've asked him if he has met any other women from that dating service for married people "married secrets". This is how we met. He said he hasn't gotten much luck and was thinking of removing his profile. His profile was viewed 87 times and well.... mine was viewed 542 times. He's like whoa, that is a lot! I told him there must be a lot of horny men out there. LOL

Right now our busy schedules are keeping us from meeting. In due time...

Yes..yes do it harder..yes right there

She lies on her tummy, naked and cuddling the pillow. He moves her hair to the side. Softly kisses her neck. Her eyes are closed and she waits. Then she feels it.

Aaaaah that feels good she moans. Alittle more harder. He follows her instruction. Yes yes right there. More harder and real deep. It felt so good and she told him that he's not hurting her, so push harder!! Mmmm she was in pure heaven.

She finally gave in to her husband's offer to massage that tight knot in the back of her shoulder.

What?? You thought it was sex huh??? Shame on you people!

In a meeting and this comes to mind..

Thanks to John! I'm sitting there and his posting of "to pass or not to pass" was on my mind. I just had to grin a little.

Now, we have to thank the administrative department for having vinyl chairs in the conference room. My boss was talking and paused for a moment to check some notes.

The person sitting across from me moved in her chair and well it sounded like a fart and at that moment that is all you heard. I could not hold my laugh and I was nearly in tears. Quickly I started to think of something serious, so that I could stop.

Rosie was sitting next to me and she put her head on my shoulder. When she looked up at me her eyes were teared up and she couldn't stop laughing.

The woman who made that sound was very much embarrassed. Poor thing. It didn't help when the guy sitting next to her said "man, what did you eat?" He was kidding with her and apologized later for the comment.

My day is never boring when it comes to the people I work with.

Pure satisfaction

A smile appears on her face. She lies there content and satisfied. Reminiscing...

He led her to the bedroom. They kiss passionately. Both naked. The blinds are open. It didn't matter to her. They sit on the bed.

She puts her hand on his neck and travels to his hair. Savoring his tongue in her mouth. He caresses her breast gently and put his mouth over her nipple. She moans as he sucks her nipple, softly caressing his hair. He looks over to the night stand and sees a glass with ice. He leans over and takes the ice, circularing it around her nipples. Licking off the drips with his tongue and continuing to suck her nipples.

She tells him to lie down and put the ice in her mouth. He does as he is told. She rubs his cock with her hand and with the ice still in her mouth puts it in her mouth. His body tingles at first with the coldness but her mouth, soon warms it. The ice starts to melt and she goes deep, up and down feeling him get harder and harder. He hold her head in position and fucks her mouth with his cock. He moans "oh god yes". She gets wet during this and moves his hand away from her head.

She is sitting and leans back with her hands behind her for support. He comes toward her and teases her clit with his cock before slowly putting it in. It felt nice and hard. He goes in and out slowly, getting a rhythm. She wraps her legs around him and puts her heels on his butt holding him close to her. Feeling him go deeper and deeper. The andrenaline starts to build up. She leans her head back and moans will pure pleasure. Cum for me baby, she hears him say. Her muscles start to tense around his cock and her body starts to tingle. She lets out a "oh fuck yeah!!!!" He cums as well and she feels his warm juices. Their bodies are full of prespiration. He lies on top of her and she holds him. Each trying to catch their breath. He kisses her and realizes the time. He had to shower and catch his plane.

She lies there cuddling his shirt and smelling her husband's scent.

411 on my marriage

And why am I contemplating the thought of "cheating"? Finally, it will be revealed.

Like most marriages, I'm lonely. We have sex but not as often as we did before. I miss getting oral. The different positions. Having sex more than once a day or week. His work keeps him busy (he doesn't travel but there are times when he works at home). We get our signals crossed when we want sex.

The sex is good between us. He is very attentive, loving and caring. We have arguments but they aren't fatal.

I feel like I want more. Just the thought of secrecy intrigues me. Dreaming and fantasizing about it. The private meetings, intimate moments and secret kisses. To live two separate lives and return back to reality. Without any regrets or drama. Just to "discreetly" enjoy each other's company.

Reading blogs of others writing about their affairs and the sex involved encourages me even more. "sigh" So I'm not sure if I can actually go through with it. One part of me says "YES!", go for it and the other just wants to build a wall or distance to any possible suitor.

So I like being on my knees

Not just for giving oral or doggie style. Sitting on the tush can be tiring and so I like trying different positions.

I had a box under my desk and my chair was moved out of the way. So instead of hoisting my ass on the chair. I was on my knees already and I just scooted over to my computer to check something. As I am doing this, someone walks by and walks back and says "what are you doing?" I looked at her and said "let us pray." She shakes her head, walks away and says "you are so silly." It felt comfortable.

Run or walk

He has never seen me or knows how I look. But I know how he looks. He comes out and turns and sees me. I see him as well. We run to each other. Birds were chirping. Wait...
There is a bright glow of sunshine and angels are singing "aaaaaah".
Overdoing it a little?? Too dramatic?

Ok..ok, here is what really happened. An attorney was looking for an important document. I found it. He saw me and we walked over to each other. It was what he wanted. He said thanks, I said you're welcome. We went our separate ways. Then we later met in his office and I rode him as he sat in his chair. "LOL" I'm kidding.

Thought I'd spice it up a bit. I'm in one of my silly and horny moods today. =0)

Oh.. the pain in my neck

Right between the back of my neck and shoulder, there is an area that gets stiff and tense. I'm the only one that knows where to put pressure and ease the pain. Of course when I do this, it feels soooo good. Once I press and massage that particular area real hard, it's like having an orgasm. Oh yeah!

When it comes to massages. I prefer to do it myself. Yes, I know it sounds a bit erotic and kinky.

I give massages to others, male and female. My hands gets tired at some point and I need to work on that.

Is your spouse still friends with their exes?

Does it bother you? I've been getting mixed reactions to this.

My best friend doesn't like her husband getting chummy with a female co-worker, let alone still be in contact with an ex girlfriend. She seems to be the one wearing the pants in that relationship.

My other friends, they don't let their boyfriend/husband have any contact with their exes. It's just wrong as they put it.

Personally, it doesn't bother me. My husband is keeps in touch with his exes. Sometimes we'll hang out with them and their significant others. We're all adults and what happened between them was in the past.

so-called "car talk"

I enjoy my conversations with Tigg. He was quiet for a moment. I asked "what ya doin?" He said he is shopping on the internet. Oh? what are you getting me?? Auto parts and he laughs. Now you might know where this is leading to...

Am I getting a tune-up or lube job? Yeah, I'm going to have to put the dip stick and check under the hood. Maybe play around with the headlights, tweek them a bit. "lol"

Then he says "you know, you'll have to check the stick shift. Make sure you grip it nice and firm. It can be HARD at times. To manuever that is. Once you get it in the right gear, you'll purr like a kitten...I mean it will purr like a kitten.

He has a way with words and I guess so do I.

I sense a disturbance in the force

The men in my department are behaving differently. Could it be the water? Or something in the air?

They seem to be attentive lately and very helpful. Rarely do they come by my cubicle to talk but it's been happening recently.

The way they look at me, makes me a bit uncomfortable. I noticed that they blush some times when I talk to them. Especially Seth. He is a very quiet and shy guy. One time we were searching for something and he was sitting across from me. This was the first time we actually had a conversation. Aaron comes by and starts messing with him and playfully flirts with me. I would look away and then I catch them smiling at me.

I know for a fact that a few of the guys in my department have slept with someone from the office or from our department.

I have no intentions (but I do fantasize "wink") of sleeping with anyone I work with.

Took the quizzes and here's the results

You're a Shy Kisser You *do* love to kiss, once your comfortable with it
And that means knowing the person you're kissing pretty well
You usually don't make the first move when it comes to making out
But you've got plenty of intensity in return



Your Seduction Style: The Natural You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

Mysterious stranger

It's been a rough day. She needed to release some tension and relax. As she is laying down with just a towel, she takes slow deep breathes. She is wearing a blindfold so it's pure darkness and quiet. Pure silence. Then a soft breeze comes in and she hears something. She is not alone.

Her towel starts to open up. She lays still. A hand touches her stomach and caresses it so gently. She feels lips on her right nipple. Gently kissing it and then she feels the tongue circle around it, getting it nice and wet. She moans with excitement. The lips slowly work their way down and end up on her inner thigh. At this point, she is totally wet.

A man's voice speaks "you want more.. don't you baby?" She moans "yes." He puts something in her in hand and he says "you know what to do". The object is a vibrator. She takes it and proceeds to tease her clit, rubbing it and making herself even wetter. Then she slowly puts it in. While the vibrator is doing its magic and she is playing with her clit at the same time. He watches attentively. Feels good huh baby? Yes, she moans back. Come for me sweetie, he whispers close to her ear. Her body starts to shake with pure excitement and she can't hold it any longer and lets a moan of pure pleasure. She lays there for a moment and tries to catch her breath. He whispers softly "thank you" and leaves.

She takes off the blindfold and it's only her in the sauna. She smiles and softly says "thank you, stranger."

Unusual place to meet for the first time

I was having a conversation with Tigg. Suddenly a thought came to mind. Maybe I should shop for sex toys?? He responds back with a laugh "I want to go with you. I can pick things out, make suggestions and then try them out later."

We haven't met in person yet and this is not the appropiate place to do this. So, my answer to that was NO!!! He was hurt and I knew he was pouting. He said "well if you do, let me know what ya got."

Ouch!..that must have hurt

I was doing my cardio workout at the gym and was just to finish. This guy walks over to the weight machine about a feet away. I happened look up at him as I was getting off the machine and he was trying to adjust the seat. As he is doing this, he glances at me. Then "bam" the top part of the machine whacked him on the side of the head. He blushed real quickly and felt a bit embarrased. I walked over to see if he was okay. He said "I'm okay and thanks."

I didn't mean for him to get distracted and hurt himself. Poor guy. =0(
"LOL"

Flirtatious Interlude

He sees her and follows her at a distance. Hoping she doesn't notice him. She stops and she senses a presense close by. A hand touches her right waist ever so gently. His face is close to her ear. He whispers "I found you irresistable the first time I laid eyes on you". He pushes her hair aside and gently kisses her neck. She lets out a little moan. His left hand softly brushes over her breast and gently caresses it. She puts her hand over his as he is doing this. He looks down and says "Oh, I see you are married." She responds back "and so are you." Yes, I am but she won't mind, he responds. She looks at him and says "you have a very understanding wife."

He slowly turns her to face him. They look deep into each other's eyes and he leans to kiss her gently. His tongue slowly goes into her mouth and she savors it's wetness and the kisses become intense. His hands start to travel under her shirt. Suddenly...they hear voices and it's getting closer. He tells her "we should continue this elsewhere." She smiles and says "yes we should." He takes her hand.





They leave the library holding hands.... my HUSBAND and I.

Questions to January 14th post

Aka Tigg's "sexual" questions and the answers.

1. Do you use any sex toys? Which ones do you have or tried?
I gave them up when I got married. "sniff" I've used: love beads, regular vibrator (narrow and 7 inches) and the tongue, I just found out they have the "mini tongue".

2. What is your favorite position(s)?
Doggie style, me on top, 69 and missionary.

3. Do you like receiving or giving oral?
Both. I have given oral and there were times when I didn't get it.

4. Do you like handcuffs or blindfolds?
No.

5. Ever done any role playing?
Nope.

6. Are you loud or quiet during sex?
Only enough for me and my partner to hear.

7. Are you a good kisser?
I haven't had any complaints.

8. Have you done it with a man who was younger?
Yes.

9. Have you masturbated in front of a man? How was it?
Yes, it felt awkward. I used a vibrator.

10. Have you had a guy masturbate in front of you? Did you like?
Nope, I never had.

11. Have you ever done phone sex and did you actually play with yourself during it?
Yes and yes.

12. Oddest place you had sex?
Sauna.

Emotional Infidelity

Found an interesting article. Thought I'd share it.

Many people in committed relationships aren't aware that an emotional affair can be equally as intense and destructive as a physical affair. The combination of more women in the workplace and the increasing use and availability of the Internet has created even greater opportunity for non-physical closeness. The Internet encourages emotional infidelity in people who may not otherwise be tempted to stray.

Men usually recognize an affair only if it becomes sexual. Since women connect love with emotional support, they generally feel more threatened by emotional affairs. Men and women enter the danger zone when they begin to exclude their significant other, keep aspects of their friendship secret and engage in deeply intimate or sensual conversations with a cyber friend.

If it's really just a friendship, your partner should be able to see/know about all your interactions. If it needs to be kept secret, then it becomes a potential threat.''

You may not cheat physically, but the fact that you are using energy, you are robbing your primary relationship of energy it needs.

The appeal of online affairs can serve as a signal that we need to rethink all aspects of our lives and determine what we can do to feel more `alive."

You may not cheat physically, but the fact that you are using energy, you are robbing your primary relationship of energy it needs.

Very interesting conversation

Tigg and I were on the phone. He has such a pleasant voice. I finally got the chance to talk in a some what sexy voice. And he chimed in as well. Here's how it went:

Me: So? Any plans for the 3 day weekend?
Tigg: Nah, nothing much. I work on Monday. "Sarcastically" not like some people.
Me: Oh, yea that's right. I don't need to wake up early. We're meeting right? Don't forget your list.

Let me explain about the list and how it came about. Last week he asked me sexual questions. He has openly told me what he likes i.e. giving oral, watching a woman play with herself and etc.. He asked if I use any toys and which ones do I like? Do I like handcuffs or blindbolds. I gave him my answers and in a serious tone I said "are you making note of all this and writing it down, because later on, there is going to be quiz?" He said "oh yeaaah, I'm writing it down as we speak. We both started laughing. Ok, back to my story...

Tigg: Yes, I will have it with me. For the condoms, would you like "ribbed" or "for her pleasure". Again, we started to laugh.

I've already made plans for Monday, so we aren't meeting YET. In due time.

Love being in a cold bed

The feeling of the cold bedsheet against my body gives me pure pleasure. I've been told that I have warm hands and hence a warm body.

I usually sleep with just a shirt and panty. So, I start to slowly rub my legs against the sheets. Covering every inch of the bed. Feeling the coldness, sending a certain sensation that travels through my body. I guess you might say it's a turn on for me.

Not to say that I don't like warm beds as well, it's just that "I" like to be the first to warm the bed.

Besides a cold bed, I have a certain way of sleeping. I sleep on my side. There is one pillow under my head and yes if the pillow case is cold, I too love the feel of it against my face and I gently rub my face against it to make it warm. Then I have another pillow that I cuddle with or put between my legs. I love it when something is between my legs. "LOL"

Shall I just whip out the measuring tape?

I love it when I get conversations with men in chat rooms. Besides the obvious questions: Are you horny? Do you have a web cam? Would you like to view mine? Do you have a preference in size? What was the longest penis you have had or seen?

My response to the last one is, heck if I know how many inches it is? Shall I wait until he gets nice and hard and bring out a ruler or tape measure? Wait babe before you stick it inside me, I want to measure it and oh I need to write it down too. "LOL"
Sorry if I 'm being a smartass.

Boy, that would kill the moment of passion.

To be 6 again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favoritecandy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being six again ??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my Dress Size!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

Putting an elbow in good use

I was carrying 2 very heavy folders, which I had to deliver to someone on another floor. This time I remembered to have my key card in my hand so I didn't have to do the hip thing. What I didn't expect was that I had to press the elevator button. So I tapped it with my elbow. Guess what? A different attorney walks up in time to see me do this. Damn, here I go again!

He sees me and says "nice elbow manuever, you did it with such grace". I sort of blushed and we walked in. Again, I used the same elbow to press the floor that I was going to. He looks at what floor I pressed and said "good choice". He was going to the same floor as me. Then he looks at how thick the folders are and says "boy, I feel sorry for the person who has to go through all those documents." Well it wasn't for him. We said our good byes and went our separate ways.

Let's see, I used my hip and now the elbow. Hmmm what's the next body part that I am going to use?? "LOL"

Gingerbreadman "Happy Thursday everyone!!"

Got a situation here

I'm in a bit of a quandary.

My friend Rosie hasn't had sex with her husband for 10 months and Tigg has had sex with his wife but he isn't thrilled with it. They both feel like they have lost the spark and passion in their marriage. Both are very horny and have revealed this to me. They want "a friend with benefits."

I feel sorry for Rosie. I've told her to by sex toys but she wants the "real thing." She has spoken to her husband about having sex but he just isn't in the mood with HER. There may be another woman but she is in denial about the thought of it. I told her to go out and find someone. If I can do it, when I was single, I don't see why she can't? Then I realized something, she talks the talk about she'll sleep with any man since she her husband won't have sex with her. But will she actually do it?? To her, she feels the marriage is over.

Part of me wants to fix Rosie and Tigg together. They both want the same thing. Now, if they meet and sparks ignite, both will be happy. If things don't work out, that may be a problem. Either way I don't want to chance it where she runs into my husband and I and mentions Tigg. This is not good and I would be in deep trouble.

So now, I really don't know what to do. My heart goes out to her and wishes she just get laid. And Tigg could be the answer to her prayers.

He is aware of this and part of him wants to get to know her but then he doesn't want me to be in a situation that may do any harm to me. So, he won't pursue it any further.

How do I feel about this? Well...I want to see Rosie sexually happy. I've suggested chat rooms, websites and even personals. She hasn't even tried my suggestions. I guess there isn't anything I can do. "sigh"

Hope this makes you smile

A friend sent this to me...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would
have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

They aren't giving up

I just got another e-mail from the two guys who invited me for some MFM action. And again I politely declined. They offered to give some info and send pictures of themselves. Hmmm maybe I should have had them send it. See what I turned down. "LOL"
I'm sure they are pictures of their uh hum cough "penis."

Missed a Kodak moment

Us girls were talking. One of them was eating a cookie and a piece of it fell in her shirt between her boobs. She was wearing this very low cut shirt and a push up bra. The other friend saw this and said "you need help with that?" She leans over with her tongue sticking out to lick it off her boobs. I'm shaking my head as I see this happening. We are busting out laughing.

Damn! I didn't have a camera phone or camera to get a shot of this. "LOL" Even if I did, they would probably jump my ass and take it away from me. =0(

Ok we are having too much fun here.

Neck is stiff

I must have slept wrong or it could be stress. Sure feels goood when I put pressure on the area and massage it. Mmmmmm

Ok, I better be quiet, people in the office my wonder what I'm doing in my cubicle. "LOL"

A hug was needed and I got more

Work kept me busy all day. Went to 3 meetings! A co-worker was getting on my nerves and all I wanted to do was scream. But I didn't. Then there was some "drama" amongst us in my department.
Is there a full moon tonight..cause today wasn't my day.

Rosie came by to talk with Gaby. I was very quiet. She comes over and gives me a hug. Then I was talking with a secretary and she walks past me. As she does this, she gives me a quick spank on my butt and runs away. That silly chick!

I was exhausted by the end of the day and I'm glad to be home. Now I can relax, unless DH wants something. Right now, it's ME time.

Just a little miscommunication

Tigg and I were instant messaging. Some how he started getting into giving oral. Giving explicit details like "licking softly and then deeper, ya da ya da". I'm telling to stop but he goes on. This guy won't quit. And he went on. Very abruptly I just typed "bye" and logged off. IT person needed to install a software, so I didn't want him to see what was written and he was busy helping my cubicle neighbor so he didn't see it. I had to help someone locate a file and it was time for me go to lunch.

I get back and there's an offline message from HIM. Saying he is sorry for getting carried away. He knows that I get uncomfortable at times when sex is brought up. That he has to be a cautious. Hopes that I'm not mad and he's sorry. Then I get an email as well and it's pretty long. Same thing was mentioned but he added that what he has done most likely ruined his chance for us to meet in person and he doesn't blame me. He can accept that but he doesn't want to lose our friendship and he's sorry.

Wow! I didn't mean to make him feel bad. So, I wrote back and said I'm not upset or mad. I explained about the IT person and decided to go to lunch. Plus he wouldn't listen to me when I said to stop. He logs in messenger and tells me that he feels like an idiot and stupid when he read my explanation.

We both had a good laugh and things are back to normal.

Talk about hip action

My hands were full on my way to the office. So I needed to open the door with my key card. Well, I didn't want to throw my stuff on the floor. First thing that came to my mind was lift my hip high enough to reach the scanner. So I moved the card in place and lifted my leg up enough to reach it. Now I know how a male dog feels when they pee. "LOL"

My luck...an attorney walks up and saw what I did. Very impressive and here let me get the door for you, he says.

That was mighty kind of him.

p.s. no i wasn't wearing that outfit and this is not a picture of me. i wish i looked this good. "wink"

Cute, quick giggle for Monday

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?""Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.""So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken furniture $85.26
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Red Rose bud $3.00
Two Aspirins -- $0.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time -- Priceless.

My profile is "hidden" and I still got an e-mail

Thanks to Cheri, I signed up for "Philanderers"alittle over a month ago. I received a few e-mails but none of them peeked my interest. Last month I "hid" my profile. If I decide I want to start searching again, then I will change it so others can see, but for now I am good.

I didn't mention "Mr. Libra", he sent me some e-mails. He seemed nice and even enclosed a picture of himself. Boyish face, nice smile. The picture looks like an ad for men's suit. He was dressed in a suit with a buttonaire and it may have been his own wedding.

A month passes by and I get an e-mail from him. He writes that he notices that my profile has been removed. If I've met anyone. He said we have the same thing in common and they seemed to be some connection between us. First, I've only replied twice. Second, we have never spoke on the phone or instant messaged. So how is there a connection? Enclosed was that same picture and I kept thinking of "the men's wherehouse" commercial on suits. I replied that I'm taking a break from my search and that I'm not interested in us meeting.

Love hurts...

Time to switch cheeks

Butt cheek that is. If you sit for a very long time, it's good to sit on one cheek and then rotate to the other. That way your butt doesn't fall asleep. "LOL"

=0)

My "wild card" playoff picks

My choice in blue.

Pittsburgh v. Cincinnati "lost"
Washington v. Tampa Bay "lost"
Carolina v. New York Giants "lost"
Jacksonville v. New England "won!"

My "sexual" experience with a surfer

He suprised me, when it came to sex. The first time, he was nervous. I was his first older woman, so he says. He was curious about doing anal. Thanks to "the greek god", I was experienced in that department. "lol" Thing that bugged me was that he kept saying he wasn't gay. Just because you want to do anal doesn't mean you are gay.

Our first time..We were at his place. Tiny studio apartment. He had his surf board and wet suit on a chair. Twin size bed. We started kissing and he was pressed against me. I felt him getting hard. My hands made its way to his pants. I was on my knees and he was a good size. Not thick but long. First I licked and sucked his balls while I massaged his cock. Then I put is cock in my mouth and starting sucking. He held my head down to go deeper. As I was doing this, I took off my bra. I look up at him and say "I want your cock between my breasts". He proceeds to do this and he starts fucking my mouth with is delicious cock. This starts to turn him out and he cums all over my breasts. It was nice and warm. He leads me over to the bed and starts kissing my body. Works his way down to my clit and his tongue does its magic. I moan with pure excitement. As he is licking my clit he's fingering me at the same. Fuck it, felt soooo good! He wanted to do anal and we did. This was his first time and he did well. I told him to lean back in a sitting position and I sat back as well but did a back and forth motion. You can't do this for long cause it can be tiring he fucked me from behind, doggie style. And this was awesome. His thrusts were strong and he spanked my ass calling out "come for me baby". Boy did I! My body trembled with pure pleasure.

Second time..We kissed passionately. Clothes came off. This time he went down on me first. His tongue felt so good. I kept thinking about his cock and how badly I wanted it in my mouth. He goes on his back and I lick the tip and then start sucking away. Massage his balls with my other hand. He holds my hair up so it doesn't get in my way. He moans very softly. Then he tells me to stop and says he wants to eat me out while I am sucking his cock. So, we are doing "69". Both of us are going at it and now here comes the surprise. He starts licking my a-hole. I'm like "whoa". I have never had this done and it felt nice. My body started to tingle and I've never had this feeling before. He knew I was enjoying it, so he rotated licking it and tongue fucking my pussy. I told him I wanted his cock inside me NOW! He enters behind me and fucks away. His hands on my hip, fucking me deep with quick thrusts. We kissed passionately. He came big time and rubbed his juices with his cock on my ass.

Ah...memories.

Tigg has a kitty

Before anyone jumps to conclusions, Tigg is a man. He was referring to his cat. Tigg is a nickname I gave him, for this blog. He is aware that I have a blog but hasn't seen it.

Back to his kitty. He sends me a pic of it and I'm like "your kitty is huge!" Well I know I walked into this cause his response back was "I have something else that is huge, want to see it?" We both started laughing. I told him I'll just whip out the ruler.

We have had these conversations lately. In the beginning we just talked about things in general, nothing sexual. But we have gotten so used to each other, it comes out naturally. I do admit that I am very cautious and make sure that I don't lead him on in any way.

Got an invitation for a threesome

I am stunned! I was on the phone with Tigg and he asked me about this website that I used to belong to. It's like "Friendster or Myspace." So I went to check it and there was a message. It was sent this morning.

It reads:
Hi! How are you? We saw your profile and wanted to say, "Hello!" and maybe make a new friend. You are absolutely beautiful and incredibly gorgeous. You sound nice and alot of fun. Would you be interested in 2 straight men for MFM? May we send you our pics and more info. about ourselves?

I replied "thanks, but no thanks."

I read it to Tigg and he was like "oh wow you going for it?" I'm like hell no. I told Tigg, I may not be able to walk for some time. "LOL" He said I might just enjoy it. Hmmm, he might be right but I hardly know these guys.

It was flattering of them to think of me. :)

Just Send the Bottle Back [joke]

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there.

She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man.

Her note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and seven inches in your pants."

The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her.

His note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850 and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage. I have over twenty five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off.
JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK.

A very nipply morning

It could be alot of reasons:
1. It's freezing outside.
2. The shirt I am wearing is very thin and what with the cold weather.
3. They are very aroused today and decide to be perky.
They were awfully hard and sensitive.

I am waiting for the bus to arrive and I have my arms folded over them so no one notices. Lucky me, I was the only female and there were 4 men at the bus stop.

Yes, I was wet today and it wasn't raining

I wore a thong and every time I wear one..well I get wet very quickly. Don't know why, but I do. Talking to Tigg about sex didn't help at all. He himself was getting aroused. I tried talking about other things but no dice. Finally "junior" calmed down and he was able to stand up.

We haven't met in person yet but it looks like we will. He wants to either have lunch or meet for coffee. Both of us aren't expecting anything out of this, just friendship. Which is fine with me, but I can sense in his voice whenever I end our conversation, that he doesn't want to let me go. At the moment I need a male friend. Some one to vent things out to. We are both lonely and need attention. So we're on the same wavelength. And even if there is no attraction between us when we meet in person, we still want to stay as friends.

Don't question who I have lunch with

Ok.. I'm a bit peeved at my co-workers. I had lunch a couple of days ago with a woman in her late 60's. Her name is Patty. Patty can be a bit nosy, whiny and hard to deal with. My mother was the same way when she was her age. Alas, my mom died 4 years ago, so Patty is like a "mom" figure to me. She has never married and has no children.

So, she and I had lunch and we ran into two other people who work in our department. Rosie and Grace. These two don't like Patty and hate dealing with her. They treat her with no respect and never answer their phone when she calls. They saw me, smile and said "hi". But when they saw Patty, their attitude changed and they just ignored her. We were seated across from them. Which didn't thrill the girls. Patty and I finished before them and headed back to the office.

Rosie comes to me and says "Grace asked me why would you have lunch with Patty? You must have not been in the right straight of mind." First off, you don't tell me what to do. Because I don't. It's you two that don't like her and that's your choice. But I get along with her and yes, she has issues but I don't let it get to me or take it personal.

Another thing, Grace has issues of her own. She complains that she can't find the right man or why do they lose interest in her? Well if she keeps spreading her legs for every man who has a cock, maybe that is why? She should put on a chastity belt and when the right man comes along, the train can enter the tunnel.

Dealing with the elderly is difficult. My parents raised me to respect your elders and others. There are times when I wish they were still around. I miss them dearly.

A special birthday wish that came true..

I don't remember what year I celebrated, I think I was 30? At the time I was single and dating. Nothing serious. So I was bored on my birthday and went into this city chat room. Myself and others are regulars. A friend Rachael was there. Her boyfriend is a fireman and they met from this chat room. She private messaged me and we started talking about sex. I said it would have been nice to have "birthday sex". She said that maybe I should find myself a fireman. Well she had to leave and so I stayed a bit.

I get a "whisper" from this guy. Conversation went well and he wanted me to call him, which I did. He's works as an EMT and wants to be a FIREMAN! Now it gets interesting. It was obvious that we were both horny. We decided to meet two days later. He was a cutie and looked a little like Tom Cruise, but mexican. We both gave eachother a hug when we first met. I went over to his place. We sat on his bed and talked a bit. He leaned over and we started to kiss. His hand went under my shirt and he pulled me close to him. I took of my shirt and he started stripping off his clothes. He had a tattoo of the "aztec calendar" on his back shoulder. Very proud of his heritage. He had a nice frame and tight butt. We were both on the bed, he was on his back. I gave him a kiss on the lips and kissed my way down to his cock. He was a very good size. It felt nice and hard in my mouth as I started sucking away. He let out soft moans. Then he tells me to stop and to lie on my back. We kiss some more and he enters my now wet pussy. He felt so good inside me and his thrusts were so deep and strong. He did a circular motion as he was fucking me. His moans were getting stronger with every thrust and he came big time! He came on my breast. We laid there for a moment to catch our breathe. He went to get another condom and felt light headed. I guess it took a lot out of him. It was round two and again the sex was awesome! We both thanked each other for a great time.

And yes, I got my birthday sex, just that it was two days after my birthday.

Sexual innuendos with Tigg

I told Tigg of my story about the penis on wheels. And I said there was one penis that hopped. He said he heard of that one. He found my story amusing. So he goes on the internet and searches for it. He starts calling out different types, there was one that goes in and out when you wind out. One had 6 different strips or something. He couldn't stop laughing and neither could I. Then he goes why don't I forward you the url and you can give it to your friend, the one who is looking for sausage. He's too funny.

So I ask him "do you like sushi?" Cause we were talking about pet fishes. He said yes but the different kind of sushi. Then I mentioned burrito and he said he has one just for me. So I told him my friend prefers "tacos" and he said he loves those especially. The pink ones! He was on a roll and kept me laughing away.

Alas, it was time to get going. I noticed the time and he really didn't want to let me go but we had to. So tomorrow...same bat time, same bat channel.

Different type of "hot dog" on wheels

Flashback...
I was working late with a co-worker. Everyone left for the day. I'm looking going through files totally focused on my project. She grabs something from her purse. I noticed her walking over to the end of my desk. I hear this winding sound and this thing zooms by and hits my stack of files. "Holy crap it's a penis on wheels". I was stunned for a moment and then we both started laughing. She grabbed it quickly and put it in her pocket. Just in case someone should walk in. It sure was a silence breaker.

Just call her "Monica"

A friend's husband thinks she is cheating on him. She spilled some milk on her pants and he noticed the stain and thinks it's semen. Uh oh she did a Monica Lewinsky. "LOL"

Was he reading my mind?!?!?

I got an email from a guy, "Nate" who read my "other" blog. It's one that is very g-rated and clean. Guess he did a search of females near his location. And I must of popped up. I haven't written in this blog for quite awhile. There wasn't even a hint or clue that I was contemplating in having a discreet encounter.

So I read his blog and profile. And this is what it said: Only looking for encounters and good times. Wants something physical and I don't want to seem shallow.

Coincidence? Maybe... Could it be a sign? Doubt it...

My new year's resolutions

Be healthy and happy. Live life day by day. Make new friends, male and female.

Men who wear glasses are hot!

I find very attractive and oh so SEXY! It makes them look intellectual and studious. If this makes sense.

I guess it is like the "clark kent/superman" complex. You have a mild man during the day and a studly hero at night.

Whether you are young or middle-aged.

It's not necessary for a photo

All the men that I have been "chat friends" with find this a bit odd. Odd that I don't request a photo of them or even want to see one, if offered. Personally, looks aren't everything. If you can keep me interested in a conversation that is all it takes.

My friend Tigg was shocked because most of the women who he chats with, the first thing they ask, is a photo. Besides his sense of humor, sensitivity, he's got a nice voice.

"The Graduate", I gave him this name because most of the women he has been with were older than him His current girlfriend is 17 years his senior. We flirt and talk about sex but he would never cheat on his girlfriend. And he gives me advice to spice up things in the bedroom. We both see each other as friends and nothing more. He makes me laugh and when I'm sad. I make him laugh when he is stressing over his studies. We both are a fan of the show "Lost". I haven't heard from him lately. He and his girlfriend went away during the holidays. Also, school must be back in session.

"Shop Guy" is someone I started chatting with around the same time as "The Graduate". This one I haven't heard from either. At first it bothered me that he was messing around with other women but now I am fine with the whole thing. He probably met someone.

"Florida Hottie" this one seemed like we had a connection. Things were going fine and then our chats started to fade a bit. He has a blog on yahoo 360 and one day he cleared out his "friends list". I asked why and he said that most of the people on there he doesn't chat with anymore. A few days later he pust some of them back on but I wasn't added back on. I would sign on messenger and he never said "morning" or "hi" like he usually does. I sent him a greeting and he never responded back. Not sure what is up with him. I am not wasting my breathe on him.

Good way to eliminate bathroom breaks

Kids learn early

Nice way to end one year and ring in the new

We spent a quiet evening at home. Watching a local television station. And I thought to myself "why not begin the new year with sex?" So of course I was getting a bit frisky. It's been some time since we have had sex.

I asked my husband in a flirting kind of way "do you have a horn that I can blow?" He smiles real big and says "oh why I do indeed." At this point I was lying on the carpet. I get to my knees and he comes over. I take his cock and lick the tip of the head making it nice and wet. Then I take it in my mouth and suck every inch slow and deep. With my other hand I proceed to play with my clit. He tells me to go on all fours and enters me from behind. I can feel is hard cock inside me with quick thrusts. He starts to play with my clit and feels my wetness. I take his finger and start to suck my juice and he is going deeper and deeper inside me. He loves when I do this. My body starts to tingle with pure sensation and I start to moan with pure pleasure. He starts banging away and I'm screaming "yes, yes" and was ready to climax. I felt his warm juice burst inside me. We hear people cheering from the televison, it's the new year!