Tigg came down with the flu Monday, so our lunch date this week has been canceled. Poor baby. He sounded awful yesterday, when we spoke on the phone. I told him to rest up and take it easy.

He said he misses me and can't wait to see me. Awww what a sweetie!

Don't recall..

The marks on my body (not saying where) look like fang marks but they're too far apart and one is higher than the other. I have no idea how I got them.

Damn something or SOMEONE bit me! "LOL"

Cold..then hot

No, I am not having hot flashes..at least I don't think so. "LOL"

It's pouring rain outside and windy. So, I have to bundle up and whip out the umbrella.

I get back in the office and the heater is on full blast so it's hot. Which means I need to strip off the wet heavy coat and if I could, my clothes. I don't think my employers will like this, the clothes stayed on.

And it's not only me, co-workers were complaining that it's like a sauna.

Passionate Liaison

She looks at her watch and smiles. Fumbles with her panty and removes them. She's wearing a tank top, no bra and skirt.

He is reading the newspaper. Checks the clock on his cell phone. He looks up and there she is. Walking towards him. She sits next to him and makes sure there isn't any one looking. Then she kneels down and crawls between his legs. He grabs his jacket and puts it gently over her.

She unzips his pants and searches for his cock. Gently stroking it and licking it from the base up to the tip. He moans with satisfaction. Her mouth and tongue feeling so good. She goes deeper as he tries to catch his breathe. He holds her head down so that he can fuck her mouth with his now very hard cock. Mmmmm She can feel his cock get hard and she knows he is cumming. He does and he let's out Yes...Yes! She licks and tastes his warm juices. An elderly woman turns to him and says "stock market is doing well huh?" He looks and notices that he was holding the business section in his hands. "Oh yes, IT was up, I mean it went up."

He stands up and moves to the side. She checked her composure and sat where he was sitting. He looks down at her and says "now it's your turn babe." He has a bit of difficulty but manages to get between her legs.

He smiles and says to himself, wow you naughty minx..going commando are we?"

He gently licks the tip of her clit. Slowly...circularing the area. Gently spreading the lips. She gives out a gentle hum. He starts picking up the speed of his tongue, licking her clit and gently biting her lips. My my her pussy is nice and wet. As he is licking her clit he starts to finger her pussy. Oh damn that feels good she tells herself. Finger fuck my pussy! Her body starts to get tense. He works his tongue from her clit down to her pussy. He starts to fuck her with his tongue..deeper and deeper. She hold his head in place. Her juices taste so sweet. Her body starts to tingle and shakes out of control. She tries very hard not to scream loud and tries to hold it but she couldn't. She gives into her pleasure and begins to climax. A deep breathe is heard, along with short ones.

She sits there for a moment catching her breathe. The train conductor walks by. She smiles at him and he tips his hat "morning ma'am."

Oh yeah...it was a very good morning.

What am I..catnip?

I was hanging out at my sister's place. I dosed off on her couch, having a nice dream.

It was very quiet. Then I felt a weight on my stomach and then a very light weight on my chest. I'm like what the hell? Not sure why, but I lifted my head slightly and opened my eyes.

Staring at me is my sis's cat. He then headbutts me and I'm like "what the fuck?" He meows and starts rubbing his head against my neck, purring. So, I start rubbing the back of his head and he's rubbing harder against me. More purring. Ok, that is enough you crazy cat!

He stops and then lays on all fours. Puts his head on my chest and we both dose off to... la la land.

This is kind of like having sex or foreplay. "LOL"

Clean with minty breath

Just got back from having my teeth cleaned. Nice to have this done during my lunch. My hygientist is real goofy and very talkative. She is the only one that cleans my teeth, I make sure of that.

Don't you love it when they are asking you something and they have this sharp tool in their hand scraping away. At the same time the suction thing is going on. So most of my answers are muffled.

To top things off, I am a human table. The tools and cotton are laid on my chest. Every now and then I hold the tool for her.

I'm not only a patient but an assistant too. "LOL"

Enough of this "brrrrr" cold weather

My nipples can only take so much exposure, meaning being very perky and hard. Waking up at 5:30 in morning to go to the gym and to cold temperatures is something I don't look forward to. Throw on the sports bra, sweat pants and jacket. I usually don't wear a jacket but with the cold weather, I don't want to get sick.

I made a mad dash to the car. Once I got to the gym, jacket comes up and it's time to get the heart pumping and body warmed up!

Not only is it cold outside but inside the house as well. I shouldn't complain, I don't get snow where I am. =0)

Very heated conversation

Not sure why or how the subject of me losing my virginity came up, but it did. Tigg said he has never done it with a virgin and wanted to know how it was for me.

He was older than me and had no idea that this was my first time. We started kissing and undressing eachother at the same time. He led me to the bed. I sat down. He starts kissing me and removes my bra. Leans me back, to lie on the bed. Kisses my tummy and removes my panty. Opens my legs a little and starts eating me out. "Holy fuck, his tongue felt so good." I started playing with my breasts and nipples. Moaning as his tongue went deep into my pussy. He stops. Sticks his cock inside me, missionary style. Banging away. He stops again and has me lay on my stomache, spreads my legs and does me doggie style. Spanking my ass. Then we change positions and do 69. I am going deep with his cock in my mouth. I did something that made him moan so loud. He had to stop eating me. His cock was so hard, I wanted him inside me. I stopped. Got on top of him. Leaned forward to kiss him and rode him back and forth. I stretched over him so that he can suck my nipples. He felt real good inside me. I sat up and then leaned back a bit moving my hips as I ride him. His hands on my hips. Suddenly, he turns me over and he is on top. Fucking me so hard, his body starts to shake and he comes all over me. He lets out a very loud scream. We kissed and I held him, as he lied on top of me. That was one heck of a fuck fest!

And yes, I was very sore later. That was the only time with him. I never heard or saw him again.

Bra and panty shopping with the girls

No not my breast. My work buddies, Rosie and Wendy. I thought having lunch with them was bad. Shopping is not different.

Seems that Rosie commented that Wendy's boobs sag and she needs a bra that contours her boobs and up lifts them. Leave it to Rosie to be bold and straight forward.

So we are checking out bras. Wendy hates the padded ones cause she feels like she is suffocating. After trying all types of sizes and styles, she found one she liked.

Rosie ended up buying panties. Wendy and I were teasing her about a guy at work who has a crush on her. Wendy said to wear the thong that she bought. Walk around in them for awhile and then give them to him. He is sure to pass out. Rosie was embarrassed and grossed out about the suggestion.

Another fun filled day at work!

How does one go on, after sleeping with a co-worker?

To be able to work with someone you slept with. Wouldn't you think there is the tension or awkwardness?

Who better to ask, then my friend and co-worker Gaby. She slept with a few guys at work and here's what she had to say:

"If two people are willing and aware that all it is "just to fuck", then so be it. No drama and no strings. To be able to go about with their business, it's all good. We are all adults."

Suddenly...I'm miss popular

Phone has been ringing off the hook. People are coming by and saying that they can't find the other people in my department. They called the others and no one is answering their phone (sneaky devils) or they are away from their desk. But they were able to track me down.

I had 4 requests and when I just barely had my ass on my chair. Someone comes by with a question. Damn!

I'm working on something and a co-worker comes by shooting the breeze. I don't want to be rude but can't you see I'm busy here? Everyone is hanging out in my cubicle.

This one paralegal that never ever says my name or acknowledges me, actually said my name and he noticed me. He was very friendly. Beautiful blue eyes..be still my heart. Okaaaay, easy there girl.

DJ was busy, so we didn't instant message. And I had no time to chat with Tigg. =0(

Well this tired lady is stripping off the clothes and cuddling with hubby.

Tried a "pecker mint"

The novelty gift that Tigg gave me for Valentine's Day. I finally opened it up and the mints are shaped like penises. They are pretty big. "1 1/2 inches long"

And these mints are strong, like altoid. Either my mouth is tiny or the shape of it makes it feel big. Sort of awkward to suck on.

At some point, I stuck the penis part out of my mouth with my tongue. Of course I didn't do this when people were around.

Rosie saw it in the canister and said "damn they are big...they look like arrows." LOL

Morning "wet sessions"

Besides, Tigg. I also look forward to chatting with DJ on messenger. It's like morning coffee, wakes me up and gets me through the day.

We'll start talking about sex and I get his juices going and he for me. I don't mean to get him hard on purpose. Just that he will ask me what positions I like? What turns me on? I'll describe some of my sexual experiences. And bam! He gets hard.


Now my "wet sessions." DJ will start talking sexual. The things he will do to me. I admit, I do start to get wet. I tell him to stop, but does he listen? Nooooooo.

At one point, my muscles start to tense up and all of a sudden, I start getting an orgasm. I told him about this and he was like "really?" I responded yes and excused myself for a moment.

Only thing that is keeping us from meeting in person? Besides both of us being married. "LOL"
We live in different states.

Whew...what a relief. Not sure what might happen if we ever did meet? Well...I do have some things in mind. "wink"

That must have been some kiss

Because I do not recall what happened prior to it. "LOL"

It's like when Superman kissed Lois Lane and it erased her memory. That may have happened to me.

Bits and pieces of that day are starting to come back to my memory. Definitely I remembered the kisses. Anything before that, my mind is somewhat fuzzy.

I couldn't believe it was ME who made the first move and grabbed his ass. I think I brushed my hand over it but Tigg says I grabbed it. Then he said "I went down on him and sucked him dry. And then we had sex in his car." He started laughing.

Yea, he wished that happened. Dream on sweetie, I told him. He says he does.

The nervousness and butterflies that I ever had, are gone. Just getting over that initial "first kiss" calmed everything.

My imitation of a punter

It's Tuesday and I'm just not used to a long weekend. Guess it takes time for me to get back in to my normal routine. Here's what happened:

I was holding a file. And it slipped from my hand, so I juggled it. It ended up on the floor. I bend over to pick it up and instead I kicked it. I have no idea what came over me and why I did that.

I just shook my head. Walked over to the file and picked it up. No one was around to see what I did.

I could have gone to the extreme and yelled "field goal!" LOL

Art of seduction (Part 2)

To his surprise, it was her. She was sitting down and those pretty eyes looked up at him. I’m sorry, I should have made an appointment but I won’t be in town for long. I hope I’m not interrupting your schedule. That voice, those lips. Beautiful.

She stands up. Faces him and leans on the desk. She’s wearing a sun dress that hugs every curve of her body. Her heels emphasize her gorgeous legs. Man, how he dreamed about having them wrapped around him.

No, it’s okay. My day has been fairly quiet. So, how may I help you?

She tilts her head slightly and turns around to look out the window. She closes her eyes and says “do you know the art of sex.” She opens her eyes and waits for his response.

He stands there for a moment. Stunned and aroused. He walks slowly behind her and puts his arms around her waist. Her hair smells nice and feels soft against his face. She doesn’t move his arms away. This is a good sign.

He moves her hair away from her neck and starts kissing her ear. His lips feel so soft. He work his way down to her neck. Her hands are over his. She lets out a soft hum. He moves her face to his and they kiss. Her lips are soft. They kiss passionate, tasting the warmth. He stops and begins to kiss her neck. One hand makes it way to her breast. Caressing and playing with her nipple. She moans. This makes him hard. He gets close to her, rubbing against her ass.

He takes his hands and lifts her dress up. Kneels down and kisses her ass softly. She is wearing a thong and he moves it aside. He gently caresses her ass with his hands. Enticing her, making her want more. He tells her to spread her legs a little. He smells her scent. Leans forward and teasingly licks her clit. Her body starts to shiver. You tease, she says in a sexy voice. He smiles. Begins to play with her lips. Gently sucking and licking them. Oh yea, she moans. His hand is caressing her ass as he is doing this. He works his way done to her pussy. His tongue goes deep inside her. Baby you are so wet and your juices taste so sweet. He starts squeezing her ass gently as he eats her out. At the same time he is getting so hard. He stops, gets up and starts rubbing against her. She says “I want you inside me.”

He unzips his pants and starts rubbing his cock. He removes her thong and teases her pussy with his cock. This is turning her on. He gently lifts her hips up towards him. Very slowly sliding it in. She feels that he is big and thick. Hot damn! He goes in and out of slowly and then starts to pick up in speed. His cock feels so good inside her. Yes, fuck me hard honey! One hand is on her belly bringing her close to him, fucking her so deep. He spanks her ass gently. This gets her very aroused. He feels her body tense up and he knows she is getting ready to cum. Her body starts to shake with pleasure. Come for me sweetie, he tells her. She does and he feels her warm juices on his cock.

He hugs her tightly. They kiss. And he holds her, not wanting to let go. Well. I hope this is the answer you wanted. She smiles and says, perfect!

Mmmm...It's Monday

I slepted in late. Woke up in time to kiss hubby before he left for work.

Turned on the shower, so it can warm up. Removed my t-shirt and panty. It was freezing. Ran butt nekkid, quickly to the warm steaming shower.

The warm water on my skin felt like heaven. I had to leave the shampoo in for awhile. Started to lather my body up with the soap. Over my breasts, arms, belly, pussy and legs.

So I closed my eyes and yes, I started to touch myself. One hand over my breast, gently playing with my nipple. Caressing it and making it nice and hard. My hand other playing with my clit and fingering my pussy. My body tensing up. The warmth of the water and steam.

Hmmm I can stay here forever, but I can't. Turned off the water, jumped out of the shower and grabbed a towel.

Just in time, the phone rang.

No, you make not take a peek

I attended a party for a friend's daughter. She turned 4. There were kids running all over the place.

This one boy comes running up to me. I don't know him and he had to be at least 3 years old. He hugs my legs. Then he starts tugging at my front pockets. Now, my pants hang low. I'm wearing a thong and he looks up at me giggling. He sees the front part of my thong. Takes his tiny index finger and points at it. Next thing, he tries to pull the elastic and tippy toes to see what is underneath.

No..No...that is not for you to see little one, I said in a playful tone and trying to hold my laugh. Why don't you play with the other kids okay?

So, we walk out to the backyard to join the others.

Art of seduction (Part 1)

Nice crowd of people, he says to himself. There is a group of people standing in the lobby. He sees “her.” And notices her pretty eyes and smile. He watches from afar. The group starts to walk in his direction. One of his workers walks up to him and they start talking.

She is talking with a friend and glances to her right. She notices a man glancing at her. He’s very tall and has broad shoulders. Ah a man with strong shoulders, that is her weakness. Another friend says “hey why don’t we start checking out the exhibits?” She follows them and tells herself not to glance his way as they pass by.

He notices her passing by. Her ponytail swaying left to right. She’s wearing jeans that hug every shape of her ass. Thoughts of what he would do to that body came to mind. Will he ever see her again?

A few weeks past. And he is strolls around making sure everything is running smooth. In plain eye sight he sees her a few feet away. A few people around her, admiring the paintings. She seems mesmerized by the painting in front of her. Her hair is down. Beautiful long black hair. How he wish to run his hands through it. Now is his chance to say “hello”. He throws caution to the wind and walks toward her. She turns to his direction. He smiles and then a man approaches her. She turns to see him and they hug. He turns right and keeps walking. Damn.

As she turns her head she sees him. She begins to smile and then her brother calls to her “hey sis!” She sees her brother and they hug. She turns to look for “him”. He’s gone. She feels sad.

The first time he laid eyes on her, he could not get her out of his mind. Baby, I got you understand my skin.

Next day, he walks over to his office. His secretary has an appointment so she will be taking a long lunch. There is a note on his door from his secretary that reads “someone was here to see you and that person is waiting in your office.” Hmmm, I wasn’t expecting anyone? He opens the door...

Someone was in a good mood

I spoke with Tigg on the phone. He was talking very open and candid about us and sex. So..when am I going to see you again? I said that I have a busy schedule in the coming weeks, so I'm not sure.

Why? I miss you, he says. If you wear a shirt with a safety pin again, I'm going to remove it and open the other buttons so that I can see your breast.

I just had to smile and blush. I couldn't believe he said that. See, he wouldn't be talking like that if anyone was in the office but everyone left.

Why can't you let me take a peek at them? You got to see my chest, it's only fair that I see yours. Ok, he has a point there.

In a sexy voice I said "so you want to squeeze the cantaloupes huh?" He laughed. You like bananas right, well I have one that has your name on it. And if you are real good, I can pop your cherry, too. I said "dude you are nuts." Well, I have those too!

Yea, I just walked right into it.

It was time for me to go home and this part he hated. He tells me "I wish I can take you home." I respond back "yea, I know sweetie but you can't".

A little bit more than just "that first kiss"

There were some things that I left out and now that the nerves have calmed down. This is what happened.

We were sitting at a bench. I was facing him. He was looking at my shirt and notice this tiny safety pin. Like a child that sees something catch the eyes, he points at it and tries to touch it but pulls away. He then says "what if we removed that?" I smiled and said "my shirt will open up and you can see my breast." He smiles big and says "can we remove it." I looked at him and said "Noooo." He's like, well it was just a thought.

He put his hand on mine and it was cold as ice. I put both of my hands over his one hand. He said my hands feel nice and warm.

I looked at his zipper pocket on his jacket. It was open, so I pulled the zipper to close it. He was wondering what I was doing. Then I unzipped it. He's like "are you trying to touch my nipple?" I laughed and said no.

I said you must be wearing a t-shirt under your shirt. Without thinking, I peeked under his shirt. I saw his chest. He didn't have that much hair and it looked real nice. Hot damn!
He didn't feel uncomfortable at all, what I did.

Of course he wanted me to touch something else but that would look a bit awkward to do with people walking by. Yes, I did think about having my hands wander down there, but I was a lady and didn't.

So we walked and of course we kissed twice. The second time he kissed me, he gave me a very tight hug and squeezed my ass. He brought me real close to him and yes, I felt him get hard.

Later on messenger, he told me he wanted to do me right there. I'm like "what, you were going to throw me in the bushes and rip my clothes off?" He's like "next time, I will remember to bring a blanket." We both laughed.

Ah, that kiss..

Perfect match

Is it just pure coincidence?

There are so many things that Tigg and I have in common.

Let me count them ways...

1. Our birthdays are in the same month and we are both the same horoscope sign.

2. So many times during our conversation on instant messenger, we have typed the same exact thing.

3. We share a sense of humor.

4. When it comes to cooking, we are very picky at how it is to be prepared. No interruptions.

5. His wedding anniversary is in the same month as mine.

6. We both like McDonald's cheeseburger and small fries.

And there is more but I can't seem to think of them.

One time he asked me "where were you six years ago?" I said I was single. And so was he.

Shaved or Not?

Rosie, Wendy and I were having lunch. An argument came about, between Wendy and Rosie.

Rosie prefers all her men to be shaved because of good hygiene.

Wendy says "I can understand about oral, you don't want hair in your teeth." But when it comes to getting fucked, it won't matter if he is or is not.

Rosie won't have sex with a guy unless he is shaved. Wendy said out loud "you are weird".

We had men sitting at the tables near us and of course a few of them were looking at us.

Wendy was checking out one of the waiters and having all these sexual ideas in her head. It was pretty obvious. These two women were openly horny.

I pretty much kept to myself. It was nice to laugh at them talk about people at work, men and sex.

Caught!

"I love this picture"

Finally, a kiss!

Yes, Tigg and I kissed for the first time. After how many dates, LOL. I've been procastinating for awhile and finally made that move. Usually the man does it but Tigg said it was up to me. So, I boldly went where no woman has gone before. Hah!

We met at a park. I was early. He walked up to me and we hugged. I was going to kiss him right there but he kissed my neck and hugged me tight. We sat at a bench. Started to talk. I have this tendacy to put my leg on his lap. Guess it shows that I am comfortable and relaxed. Or that my legs got stiff and I need to stretch them. Tigg starts rubbing and massaging my leg. That felt nice.

The wind picks up and I start to shiver. Burrrrrr I put on my thin sweater and lean against him. He puts his arms around me and holds me. Very gently he kisses my head and my cheek. Is that okay sweetie, he asks. Yes I said back, it's fine.

Suddenly my back starts to hurt and the back of the bench is poking my side. So I get up. And he leans forward to me and kisses my forehead. I tried to give some sort of signal that I was going to kiss him on the lips but he didn't catch it.

It's time to go and we start walking to his car. We hold hands. I touched his ass and then he squeezes mine. We stop and hug. I lean towards his lips and we kissed. He kind of held back. Then we kissed again, I hesistated and turned my face. He whispers in my ear "I want you." And then I said I have to go. We went our separate ways.

I walked back to the office. Feeling numb and suddenly I felt a chill go through my body.

By the way..this was my Valentine gift from Tigg. He thought I would get a kick out of it.

My friend DJ

I've known DJ for about a month now. He is a fan of my blog and one day I got an email from him. Then he sent an invite to be on my messenger, which I accepted. We have been e-mailing and chatting every since.

As he puts it, he calls me his "secret lover." Yes, we have sexual conversations. I make him hard and he makes makes me wet. Nice combo huh?

He's got a great sense of humor. And he gives me advice. Most of all, he's a friend. A very horny friend. "LOL"

Yesterday was traumatic for me. Neither Tigg or DJ was on messenger. The two women that are in my department, who sit in my area took the day-off, so I was very lonely. Finally in the afternoon, I got to chat briefly with DJ.

Tigg and I spoke on the phone. We discussed what time and where we are meeting for lunch. I am seeing him today. =0)

To All My Valentines (joke)

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife -- Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away --
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."

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What inspired this amorous rhyme? --
Two parts vodka, one part lime!

Remember candy necklaces?

Things sure have changed. A friend got his wife this for Valentine's Day...



They also come in these as well:

Appetiz-her

He's on his knees. Nice heels, shows off her beautiful legs. He lifts one leg and kisses the ankle. Working his way up to her thigh. Nice, she is wearing a crotchless panty.

She moans softly. He stops for a moment, waiting for her to want him badly. She runs her hands gently through his hair. He continues to work his way to her belly button. With his tongue he teases it. She starts to giggle a little.

He works his way down to her trimmed pussy. He kisses it softly. Her leg slightly spreaded. He positions her to lean a little forward and he brings her nice wet pussy up towards his face.
His hands under her nice ass for support. Smelling her sweet scent.

He teases her clit with his tongue and then starts to suck it. This sends chills up her body. He continues to lick and suck. His tongue works its way down. Tasting her sweet juices. He lets one leg lay to the the floor. The other leg is resting on his shoulder.

His tongue feels so good as he is fucking her pussy. But wait...there a soft buzz. It's a mini vibrator in place of his tongue!

While the vibrator is in her, he starts licking and sucking her clit at the same time. Oh yeah! Her body feels the ultimate pleasure. She starts to grab tightly to the cushion, feeling pure ecstasy. Oh fuck! He knows damn well, that she won't scream and she tries very hard not to. She holds it in but her body starts to shake. And very softly she says "fuck yes!"

Reality sets in. Jazz music is playing in the background. She is sitting in a booth at a secluded corner.

The waiter approaches her. Ma'am, would you like to order? Or shall we wait for the gentleman to return?

She smiles and says "he's already eaten, so why don't you just bring us two glasses of wine for now."

Happy Valentine's Day!!

Don't recall what was said

Our monthly meeting happened. Lunch was being served and we had tostadas with the fixings. Also chips.

We started to eat while the meeting was going on. I am crunching on the chips and I felt like the guy in that cereal commercial. Where is he chewing and the sound is drowning out what his boss was saying to him. Well...same scenario. I realized I was sort of loud and the guy opposite looked at me and gave an expression like "what's wrong." I pointed at my mouth and held the chip up and he laughed. I stopped chewing and focused on my tostada.

Then, I started looking at the people walking out on the courtyard and we have this huge glass window that overlooks this. The sun was shining bright. I guess you might say I was daydreaming. Blocking whatever was said during the meeting.

No, I wasn't thinking of me having hot sex with Tigg or Lewis and I in a passionate kiss. Devilish smile appears.

Ok so back to reality. Seems that something was said and the word "bullshit" caught everyone's attention. Except mine. I don't recall it.

Only thing I do remember was that Gaby turned to me and I looked at her. Then she crosses her eyes, so it made me smile and I poked her in the leg.

In conclusion, I vaguely remembered anything.

Tourist with cameras

Quick...it's time!

I was walking back to my desk and coming towards me were two co-workers. They are like "woman turn around and go to the deck." Why?? I ask. Just follow us, they say.

We go out on the deck. The heat hits us. No wind at all. Just the sun beaming down on our backs. We look across the street and there they are...

Construction workers! Their skin darkened by the hot sun. We had a pretty nice view.

Co-worker #1 asked "are they cute?" Yep I replied. I have ran into a few of them. Co-worker #2 was looking at the guy climbing and she is like "I got something you can climb baby." All three of us start to laugh. I am shaking my head and saying to myself "these two are so damn horny." They are putting in their two-cents on what they want to do to them.

As for me, I'm thinking "wonder how Tigg is doing in his training class? we haven't instant message all day. and I wonder what Lewis is thinking or doing at this moment?"

I don't publicly oggle men to my friends or others. If I see a cute guy or one that catches my eye. I'll smile and just keep it to myself.

Wasn't expecting this

Darn, we are out of folders. She walks over to the other building across from the main one.

It was raining and the all the lights were off, but there was some daylight coming from the windows above.

She loads the boxes onto her cart. From a distance she hears faint voices. The shelves start to move.

Heavy breathing is being heard. A woman's voice panting. Oh crap!

Hands holding on to the shelf and there was someone behind her. A man's voice making a grunting sound as well. They are having SEX!

Holy shit..holy shit! Why me..why me??

She frozed for a moment, hoping they wouldn't notice or hear her. She puts a hand over her mouth, so they didn't hear her laughing or say something. She backs away slowly and walks out of the building with her cart.

Keep walking..don't look back.

So tell me

How are you during sex??

woman: no loud noises.
man: not a yeller
woman: not really
man: any cursing?
woman: only loud enough for my partner to hear. i moan cute
man: laughs..Ooooh?
woman: that is what men tell me
man: kind of soft
woman: yes
man: Mmmm. Now you stop
woman: kind of in rhythm with my partner
man: you are hurting me
woman: banging behind me
man: honey
woman: or on top of me
man: honey
woman: and when I ride
man: honey
woman: i get real into it and i just can't stop..what??
man: "laughs" you are a menace you know that
woman: "smiles" yes i know
man: and i love that about you

Thoughts for a Valentine gift

A friend asked "what shall she get or give her boyfriend?" She thought, maybe she will just be naked and wear a post-it with a heart drawn on it on her crotch.

I suggested...one small post-it on each nipple that reads "lick me". Then on her crotch it reads "eat me." LOL

She looks at me a bit shocked and says "You come across as miss pure and innocent. I didn't know you had that side of you." Great suggestion, honey.

Work it baby!

I have a daily routine with exercising, walking and watching what I eat. Drinking 8 glasses of water. Health nut? Not really. Just want to be in great shape and healthy.

I noticed the reflection of myself working out on the cardio machine from the glass window at the gym. Wow...I have curves!

I guess the sit-ups have been helping. But now I need to work on the arms. Nothing major. I don't want to look like those muscular body builders. Just want to tone parts and areas of my body.

Hmmm... if I lose weight, will my breasts get smaller? You would think smaller waist, would make the chest look bigger, not that I need mine to get any bigger. "LOL"

Train of thought

I'm on the phone with Tigg. The conversation is a serious one. He talks about personal stuff. His childhood and how he became what he is today. He was very sick as a child and it explains the health issues that he is going through at the moment.

I focused on his voice. The tone. I'm relaxed and still. My eyes are closed for a moment.The atmosphere around me is toned out and I'm just hear his soft soothing voice.



It was nice of him to tell me this.

I felt sad for him and he tells me he doesn't want sympathy. Okay, I will obey his request. I have a better understanding of what he is going through.

The first week that we started instant messaging he told me his full name, the company he worked for and even sent me their website. He was up front and honest.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile. Its called therapy.

Focus on ME!!!

I'm talking with someone. Down the hall I see Don, he works in my department. He sees me, smiles and waves. At the corner of my eye, I see him and I'm not acknowledging it.

He takes his other hand to hold his waving arm up because he is getting tired. Or he is being silly. Finally, he has this frustrated look on his face and puts his hands on his hips and looks at me. Mouthing the words "hello?"

I tell my friend to wait a moment. I move to the side so he can see me. And I softly say down to him "Hi Don!" and wave.

He walks up to me and says "woman, I've been waving like crazy. If I wave to you, you must stop everything and put all your attention to ME!."

I start bowing and say "oh, excuse me Master." He starts laughing and says, yea that is much better.

I shove him and say "now get your ass back to work." My friend looks at Don and says "now who's the master?"

Baby..look what you do to me (100th post)

She is sitting on the carpet, looking up at him with those pretty brown eyes. A devilish grin appears. She gets on her knees. Puts her hand on his crouch rubbing it gently. He moans. She leans toward his zipper and unzips his jeans with her teeth. The jeans and brief comes off.

His cock is nice and hard. Waiting...

She grabs it with one hand. Licks off the pre-cum. Stroking it up and down. He watches her and then he sees her mouth cover the head. The feeling of her warm tiny mouth wrapped around his cock felt so good. Her other hands massaging his balls as she sucks every inch. She takes the cock out of her mouth and starts stroking it. She then goes for his balls licking, sucking and playing with it. He is in pure ecstasy. Will you cum for me baby??

He smiles and says yes. She puts the cock in her mouth and sucks quick and deep. He holds her head in place making sure her hair isn't in the way. Seeing his cock in her mouth was so making him hard. He proceeded to fuck her mouth, giving strong thrusts. She can feel him getting ready to burst and he does. Mmmm..she licks off his juices.

He strokes his cock. It's hard. She gets on top. He sticks it inside her. Hands on her hips. She rides him. Damn her pussy feels good and wet. He starts licking her nipple, she moans very close to his ear. He thrusts deep inside her. They switch positions and he does her doggie style. Thursting deep and hard. Her body starts to shake. She moans with pure pleasure. Oh yeah fuck me. Make me cum. Hearing this...he thrusts in motion with her body. She puts her hand on his hand and gently squeezes it. Finally she can't hold it in anymore and she cums big time. He does as well. Oh yeah!

He opens his eyes and he's alone. He tries to catch his breathe. Looks down and says "wow, I've made a mess!"

He leans his head back. Smiles and thinks in his mind....my sweet Scarlett... god I wish you were here.








100th post! Yippeee!!!

An itch that needed to be scratched

A co-worker comes over to me and asks me "can you scratch my back?" She points to where it is. I start scratching, she says "up more, to the right, alittle lower, yes right there." She tells me to scratch harder with my nails. I'm like "if I scratch deeper, it's going to bleed and you will have marks." She says "just do it, will ya!"

Okaaay. She starts moaning "oh yea..right there..use the nails..deeper..yes yes don't stop..aaaaah..Ooooo ya..that feeeels so goood..yes oh yes! First her voice was normal and then it started to get deeper and sounding sensual.

Another co-worker hears her and says "can you keep it down over there, it sounds like you are having sex and you are just about to climax."

I stopped scratching and she thanked me. I told her, how are you going to explain the scratch marks to your hubby? She said "I'll say one of the cats did it."

My Kind Of Woman (joke)

LET HIM DIG

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated
each other.

When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of
the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he
died of a heart attack when he was 68.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went
straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried
upside down......."

My kinda woman.

Pierced tongue talk

The topic of a tongue ring was brought up during lunch with the ladies. Gaby has a tongue ring. We asked why she decided to have it pierced. I don't remember Gaby's answer, but she had pierced a little close to the back of her tongue, not quite in the middle. I've seen ones that are pierced toward the bottom of the tongue. She said it hurt like a mother fucker and she was talking funny for awhile. Of course she got used to it.

The other women asked, doesn't it get in the way when you eat? She said she had problems when she ate Cheerios. Do you ever remove the ring? Yes, she cleans the ring and the area. One time, I gave her a Lifesaver and her ring stud got caught in the hole "LOL".

I've heard stories from people who have had oral sex with those who have tongue rings. They say it was awesome.

Silly way to pinch a nerve

I wasn't thinking and didn't think much of it. But I did something that caused me to pull a nerve on my neck. I knew the way my neck was positioned that I would start to feel the pain coming. Before I can retract or reposition it, it was too late...here comes the pain!

It hurts when I turn my head to the right or look over the shoulder.

Joke: Pretty funny

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous...................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful.................... ......Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.........................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Adobe "Hand" Tool

Have you ever noticed the gesture that the "hand" does when you click on something? It as if it's groping.

I.E. Rosie was trying to brush something off Gaby's shirt and she says "let me do the adobe acrobatic hands." And she actually put her hands on each boob and gently "honk honk" them.

Precious moment

They talk. She suddenly puts her leg over his lap. Was this a good move or should she have not done this? What will he think? She shrugs and continues to talk.

He smiles and puts a hand on her lap. Stares at her legs and sees some skin. Man, I so want to put my hand in her inner thigh. But no, she might pull away or worse, slap me. Hmmm..I might like that. Feeling her soft delicate hand touch my face. Man, I want so badly to kiss those lips. Softly and then deep intense kisses. Putting a hand on her neck, bringing her close to me. Caressing her beautiful long hair with my other hand. Damn, I want her so badly.

Easy guy. I don't want her to pull away and think I am some pervert. I can't loose her as a friend and I promised to behave.

She then pulls her leg away. He brings her close and she puts her head on his shoulder. Yes, this feels nice. Don't move. Stay right there. She stays there for a moment. He caresses her hair and massages her back. That feels nice, she smiles as she thinks this in her mind.

It's getting dark and it's time to go. They walk to their cars. His hands are in his coat pockets. She puts one arm under and over his but then pulls it away. He takes her and tucks his arm under and over and tells her to hold him. They walk arm and arm.

He hugs her very close and tight to him. Feeling her chest up against his. He doesn't want to let go but he has to. Her face is close to his ear. Dare she lick it gently or kiss his neck? Nah, she shouldn't.

They part and drive off in different directions.

Well..hello there

Morning has been crazy. Haven't taken my jacket off or even logged in my computer. The phone rings off the hook. People coming by looking for something.

Finally, a moment to sit and check my e-mails. At the corner of my eye, I see this dot moving. Fly? Ant? Bug? It's a ladybug!

Uh oh, that is not a safe place to be. Someone can come by and slam some files on you. It crawled on my finger and put it next to my computer. My monitor is on this stand so I put the ladybug there.

I'm working on a document and "she"sits there for a moment and starts crawling. The wings flickered a little. I decided to set her free! I put her in a napkin, making sure not to squeeze her. There is a courtyard with plants, so I put her there, on one of the leaves.

Bye-bye lil ladybug!

Happy Hump Day! Here's a joke...enjoy!!

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.Yeah right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring!
The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drun k from being out drinking with his buddies.
He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him.
So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were .... or what we did ... but, by God ... We took first and second place.

Do I seem "timid"?

Someone referred to me as being timid.

Meaning:
Lacking self-confidence; shy.
Fearful and hesitant: problems that call for bold, not timid, responses.

backward, bashful, coy, demure, diffident, modest, retiring, self-effacing